Films to see

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is an anti-film. Either the director knows nothing about film making, or he is an evil genius. Either way, there is a strong chance you'll die laughing after having watched it.

This kind of film usually has a lot of potential because it can be made into something special and entirely original. This isn't the case with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It is a mixture of weak plot, pitiful structure, cheesy 3D special effects and attempts for historical puns. Those people obviously never heard the term "foreshadowing", which means that the film looks like a tale told by a four-year-old, with all sorts of illogical turns and twists.

And if this doesn't make you laugh your lungs out, then there is a scene that certainly will. Without revealing too much, let me just say that it consists of people fighting on the roof of a moving train, and that train is going over a massive bridge, and that bridge is unfinished with tracks missing. Oh, and the whole thing is on fire and crumbling down. There is more, but that would be too much of a spoiler. So basically, if you want to commit a painful suicide by suffocation, you should definitely watch Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. But don't say you haven't been warned...